Some new slang to get you through the fall parties.
Smooth Jazz, v. – to bore a person in a low, monotonous voice. “Gabe? The new intern? Totally smooth jazzed me at the holiday party.” (Noun form: The Quiet Storm, as suggested by John Chapman [no relation].)
German Techno, n. – someone who is only tolerable when they are freely dispensing Grade A drugs. (Suggested by Dominic Rushe) “Every time I go drinking with Frank he sticks me with the bill. Total German Techno. But if he’s hosting one of his New Year’s parties, I’m in.”
Thrash Metal, n. – someone who is noisy and full of shit. (Suggested by Guy Adams) “Do not invite your neighbor to my potluck. He’s thrash metal all the way.”
Folk, adj. – 1. ineffective; 2. malodorous. “Oh, that’s my cousin. He’s a folk musician.”