I love the absurdity of language. Maybe it comes from reading Beckett at an early age. Or learning French: nothing will make words seem more arbitrary than learning a whole new suite of sounds for them. Or maybe I just sit at a computer too long every day.
Anyways. Below are a list of my favorite common buttons and links that, decontextualized, make a kind of wishlist for my life in general.
|Who wouldn’t want this button? Just press it, and blammo! More privacy.|
|That’s just good advice.|
|I read this in the voice of Rocky’s coach, with a grizzled voice.|
|The fun of transmogrification.|
|Because buying $300 airline tickets gets tedious. Just pressing the button would be mighty helpful.|
|I know a few people I would give this to.|
|There’s something very primal and sad about this button. Who wouldn’t press it? Don’t we all want to be remembered?|