Bud Light, Official Sponsor of the NFL

  • Miller High Life, official sponsor of Michael Haneke’s The White Ribbon
  • Budweiser, official sponsor of Planned Parenthood.
  • Coors Light, official sponsor of mob rioting.
  • Heineken, official sponsor of cousins who make out once and never speak of it ever again. (Never. Uncle Fred would kill us.)
  • Corona, official sponsor of hiding charges on the credit card bill from the spouse.
  • Michelob Light, official sponsor of reaching up to the ceiling fan with one finger, just to touch it a little bit. Don’t freak out, I’ve done it before, it doesn’t hurt if you do it right.
  • MGD, official sponsor of lacrosse.
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  1. 7 blade ceiling fans have much better performance compared to those three bladed fans :.:

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