October 13, 2010 · 4:41 pm
- Miller High Life, official sponsor of Michael Haneke’s The White Ribbon
- Budweiser, official sponsor of Planned Parenthood.
- Coors Light, official sponsor of mob rioting.
- Heineken, official sponsor of cousins who make out once and never speak of it ever again. (Never. Uncle Fred would kill us.)
- Corona, official sponsor of hiding charges on the credit card bill from the spouse.
- Michelob Light, official sponsor of reaching up to the ceiling fan with one finger, just to touch it a little bit. Don’t freak out, I’ve done it before, it doesn’t hurt if you do it right.
- MGD, official sponsor of lacrosse.
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7 blade ceiling fans have much better performance compared to those three bladed fans :.: